Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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