Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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