Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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