Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Vodka?
Forever.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Is Oprah even human
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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