It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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