Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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