so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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