That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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