We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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