You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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