do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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