Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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