Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
