1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
How external is "for external use only"?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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