My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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