There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have already put on my inside pants.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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