that's an acceptable place to lick
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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