STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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