Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i think my cat just said my name.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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