like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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