i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
A bitchslap is in order.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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