you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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