So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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