Say something about gay babies.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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