Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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