She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
there's paper in my vomit.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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