I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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