No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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