I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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