You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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