Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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