Do vagina's smell?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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