why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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