Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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