Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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