So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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