walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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