I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i came on her dog
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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