i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
wow bdsm is so cute
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