it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My liver just had a heart attack.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
