Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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