Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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