awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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