I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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