remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
where am i from again
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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