hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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