If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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