I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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