Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize