I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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