idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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