did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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