Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Randomize
